legendariess: Are you a or a
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
spicyshimmy: goddessofcheese: in case of emergency, the patented Alenko Hair Poof is a fully functioning safety device. in case of emergency, my girlfriend is a fully functioning flotation device. - jeff moreau in case of emergency, continue to hope that joker’s piloting skills remain better than his sense of humor. - garrus vakarian in case of emergency, put your head between your legs...
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
: Tags with slashes now 'work' properly →
battroid: screenburned: ok! so tags with slashes in them, such as #personal/, have long been used to make something untrackable/keep it out of the relevant tag for Tumblr Savior purposes. normally, if you try to go to, say, http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/foobar/ it will just discard…
scienceclassrebel: My sexual orientation is I don’t care what your genitals are just as long as you don’t put them near my face.