I need to stop reading weeaboostories and finish...
…Damn my short-attention span.
[AC][spoiler] official fiasco
raeoffrecord: I don’t want to be a hater but just can’t calm myself I can agree a killer wouldn’t get good ending but why this writer DX
Has tumblr changed its layout again?
Or has my iPad done a Britney and gone doolally? Cause if they’ve changed it…thanks, Tumblr. My iPad didn’t like Tumblr much before and now it reaaaaally doesn’t.
I passed first year of university, even without...
M’just gonna go sob into my giant Stitch plush with utter relief.
I just sneezed so hard, I not only gave myself a...
…safe to say my body just generally malfunctioned.
I turn twenty in a week.
Twenty. I feel so old… Fuck that, I’m gonna be twenteen. I’m too immature to leave my teenagehood ;~;
I've been a very ill panda today, and most of last...
Underwear day with Dragon Age 2 and Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream? Game on, serah. Game on.
These Tumblr IQ Society things are pissing me off.
Someone follows you. So you, curiously, click on their name, to see what type of person is following you. No, it’s a fucking quiz thing. Piss off. I’ve had three “followers” today - I hate spam, this isn’t Facebook, piss the hell off.
Messages from creepy guy on Facebook?
“Ola demi-goddess ;) “
Flatmate starts having a go at me for being gay...
mattisethnaide: How did this convo start? I was putting the bed sheets on (while only wearing boxers, as usual) and he goes “Do you go around at Expo in your underwear?” My response was infact yes, and that pretty much shut him up because he no longer had anything against me. And we don’t parade dear. We twirl~
That awkward moment when you say "bene" as much as...
bampire: nessuno: neverwantedto: Does this make me an Italia-boo? omg gpoy We’ve gone through this, yes. >_>
Touch Shit– My fucking typos (via mattisethnaide) [This was just… hilarious. I love you Mattias. I really do. xD)
Greasy hair day? Perfect day for a quiff.
…What? It’ll just look like I’ve put loads of hairspray in.
Twilight Sucks!: Okay so about this Twilight... →
mymindsmadness: I have posted many pictures and quotes mocking the series and movies, but I’m tired of getting into debates daily. So, here is what I really think of the series. Isabella ‘Bella’ Swan is nothing more than the authors self image projected as a young teenager. Her lack of…
sushiandpie: subjugglator: Ok tumblr, we need to have a talk. asexualheart: akumyo: Let me open up and say that this is going to be an intense post. It’s going to be about stuff like mental illness and trigger warnings. I am going to discuss the do’s and do not do’s of these words. You are going to learn a lot about me and you may not like what you may read. Some of it may scare you....
Every time I watch the starting or ending theme of...
…I’m a twat, I know, but eh.
...: Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s →
notevenwinded: kingchips: puppetlove: tieru: -winterbirds: creeperkid7: nysrugger: hotsexwithemily: oughtnot: lmaogtfo: am I the only one who always put my fingers inside it instead? lolol ^^You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead. Also used to stick my finger in.. xD …Ya, totally put finger inside xD Oh my.
mattisethnaide: WHY IS ALWAYS YOU THAT IT HAPPENS TO?! FIRST WITH TWIN AND I, AND NOW WITH MAL!
Writing a CV... meh.
…Suddenly remember the CV is for Barleyland’s Animal Sanctuary
cynicalpie replied to your post: Mummy H bought me a new shirt today~ You are the cutest Twin. Also dat iPod case. Do want asdfghjkl; thank you Twin <3333. And i love this iPhone case o3o Amazon is a beautiful place~
Mummy H bought me a new shirt today~
A pug in glasses and a bowler hat? Bene~ (and hooray for my first ever “weew let’s take a picture of self in mirror o3o” shot xD My photography lecturer would be weeping if he saw)
anvilchandelier reblogged your post: Lol at Matti being harrassed by some *~*gamer and comic girl*~* block harassed. I’m just fucking with his ask box. Doesn’t make it any less hilarious. And how is it harrassment? Your tumblrname wasn’t included in my post. Now it is, cause you replied…Whoops.
Lol at Matti being harrassed by some *~*gamer and...
All I can say is she loves Ezio Auditore Di Firenze. Di Firenze. This is kinda making LQL. She is just hilaaaaarious. Please continue *readies the popcorn*
Oh dear. Blackberry have brought out their own...
The only metaphor I can come up with, is the younger brother trying to prove to his parents that he’s just as good as big brother, Apple. (Plus it’s called Playbook. Last thing I saw called “Playbook” was a porn site.)
My sister just came home from Ascot, and told me...
The most awkward conversation about my asexuality...
“*really deep scowl* So…You don’t have sex and you probably won’t ever? *deeper frown* But why would you do that, sex is amazing!” …Says the girl who’s never even been kissed! Dear God, girl, seriously?! You could have come up with so many different arguments, but you choose “sex is amazing”, despite your clear lack of experience - oh wait,...
On a scale of one to "bene"...
Matti is molto BD